Sunday, July 13, 2003
10:13:00 PM
just got this from my email.. its quite interesting... read it
The FUNNIEST and CRAZIEST f@ctS!!!!!!!!!(this is ALL TRUE!!!!! believe it or not)
- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
- The flea can jump 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??)
- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
- Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
- Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.)
- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
- Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
- A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
- Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
- Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
- The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
- Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.
- Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
- If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
- There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
- Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth.
- Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.
- There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
- On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.
- Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
- Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music. (hAha...)
- Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.